Egg!

We were given a bit of a piss take brief about eggs, and told to make an A2 page in response.

I bought a cadbury's creme egg and a kinder surprise egg. I then cut the Kinder egg in half, took the little yolk case thing for the toy out and opened that up, discarded the toy and then cut the yolk case into a chick shape, I stuck on eyes made out of the bit of plasticy paper that tells you not to eat the toy inside, then I poured the creme egg white into the kinder egg with the chick and glued the other half of the kinder egg back on, giving me a more realistic fake egg.

Then I went outside and threw it at the ground as hard as I could and it smashed open and splattered about. I went back to check on it twice, and the second time someone had kicked it.